Gator Joke of the Day
February 20, 2020
The Daily Chomp’s joke of the day, published by Jayden Belote. Feel free to send me recommendations. :))
What do you call a pig that does karate?
a porkchop ahaha
What do you call a cow with no legs?
ground beef! ahahaha
What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An inVESTagator! ahaha
Where do orcas hear music?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
A lawn-mooer! haha
Where do you find barking dogs?
In a barking lot! haha
What do you call a baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato! Hehe
How can you tell that the ocean is friendly?
What happened when Joe tried to catch the fog?
He mist! Haha
What kind of hair do oceans have?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Why is the ocean always on time?
It likes to stay current.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
Because it thought it was too shallow.
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in a school!
Why did the dolphin cross the beach?
To get to the other tide! haha
What happens when you get water on a table?
It turns into a pool table!
Why doesn’t the ocean always laugh at jokes?
It doesn’t have a dry sense of humor!
How do you make a water bed more bouncy?
You use spring water.