Gator Joke of the Day

February 20, 2020

The Daily Chomp’s joke of the day, published by Jayden Belote. Feel free to send me recommendations. :))

Day 1

What do you call a pig that does karate?

a porkchop ahaha

Day 2

What do you call a cow with no legs?

ground beef! ahahaha

Day 3

What do you call an alligator with a vest?

An inVESTagator! ahaha

Day 4

Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-Stras! haha

Day 5

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn-mooer! haha

Day 6

Where do you find barking dogs?

In a barking lot! haha

Day 7

What do you call a baby kangaroo?

A pouch potato! Hehe

Day 8

How can you tell that the ocean is friendly?

It waves

Day 9

What happened when Joe tried to catch the fog?

He mist! Haha

Day 10

What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy! haha!

Day 11

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Day 12

Why is the ocean always on time?

It likes to stay current.

Day 13

Why did the ocean break up with the pond?

Because it thought it was too shallow.

Day 14

Do fish go on vacation?

No, because they’re always in a school!

Day 15

Why did the dolphin cross the beach?

To get to the other tide! haha

Day 16

What happens when you get water on a table?

It turns into a pool table!

Day 17

Why doesn’t the ocean always laugh at jokes?

It doesn’t have a dry sense of humor!

Day 18

How do you make a water bed more bouncy?

You use spring water.

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