Gator Joke of the Day
February 20, 2020
The Daily Chomp’s joke of the day, published by Jayden Belote. Feel free to send me recommendations. :))
Day 1
What do you call a pig that does karate?
a porkchop ahaha
Day 2
What do you call a cow with no legs?
ground beef! ahahaha
Day 3
What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An inVESTagator! ahaha
Day 4
Where do orcas hear music?
Orca-Stras! haha
Day 5
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
A lawn-mooer! haha
Day 6
Where do you find barking dogs?
In a barking lot! haha
Day 7
What do you call a baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato! Hehe
Day 8
How can you tell that the ocean is friendly?
It waves
Day 9
What happened when Joe tried to catch the fog?
He mist! Haha
Day 10
What kind of hair do oceans have?
Wavy! haha!
Day 11
Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Day 12
Why is the ocean always on time?
It likes to stay current.
Day 13
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
Because it thought it was too shallow.
Day 14
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in a school!
Day 15
Why did the dolphin cross the beach?
To get to the other tide! haha
Day 16
What happens when you get water on a table?
It turns into a pool table!
Day 17
Why doesn’t the ocean always laugh at jokes?
It doesn’t have a dry sense of humor!
Day 18
How do you make a water bed more bouncy?
You use spring water.