So What Had Happened Was…

By Kaydyn Massey, Reporter

Top ten excuses students give teachers

 

 

1.Student: It’s finished, but I left it on my kitchen counter

Teacher: Okay turn it in tomorrow.

 

2. Student: You didn’t say it was homework.

Teacher: ( Turns to the class ) Was this page homework?

Class: Yes!

Teacher:( turns back to student and gives the look )

 

3. Student: I was practicing for my game Friday, so I couldn’t do it.

Teacher: What about after or before practice?

Student: I was too tired after practice and we had to go somewhere before practice.

 

4. Student: I had too much homework from my other classes to do the homework you assigned me.

Teacher: Okay let me just check with the other teachers

Student: ( Has the look of fear plastered on their face)

 

5.  Student: Sorry I’m late, I got into a fight with a kid who said you weren’t a good teacher.

 

6.   Student: I didn’t do the assignment, because my backpack got stolen…

 

7.   Student: My locker is jammed and my homework is in it, or else I would give it to you.

 

8.   Student:  My Computer broke…

 

9.   Student: ( gives p.e. teacher a note.)

Teacher: (reads note aloud) Please excuse Stacy from p.e. from class forever, because she has strafleflugun?

 

10.     Student: I finished my homework and left to get my backpack and came back to my dog eating my homework. He got punished, but I couldn’t fix it.

Teacher:( gives that face that makes feel stupid )